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Hey babe are you a hippogriff? Because I need to respect you before I mount you
My mom’s friend Gina is texting me because I have to meet her today and give her back the pak-n-play we borrowed, and she signs all her texts with ‘g’ at the end.
But she doesn’t put any punctuation before the g.
So she’s all “okay that sounds gr8…thanks g” and I can’t stop laughing.
Things I need:
¤ Another popsicle
¤ Some dick
Things girls look for in a boy:
•Fighter of the Night Man
•Champion of the sun
•Master of karate and friendship for everyone
I text back embarrassingly fast
or three hours later
there is no in between
Only reblogging because I’m a greedy bitch who wants money.
Hey doesn’t hurt to reblog ya knoww and if money is involved….
My mom’s paycheck arrives in 4d days, THIS SHIT WORKKSS
chinese feng shui knows about tumblr ?
OMG I didnt notice until today.I reblogged this and got 10 dollars :D
got to pay for stuff somehow so why not.
haha I got money today!!!
Show me the moneyyyy!
MONEY MONEY MONEYYYYYY!
The one liners in Buffy almost make the other forty minutes of 90’s worth reliving.
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